BREAKING: Alexis Ren No Longer Stinks At Blowing Bubbles!

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Inconspicuously while pumping gas, no less! Oh my my, Alexis! While some frauds grasp desperately to the game of Pageviews fake retire from the Alexis Ren beat, not Clickbait Smits! We’ve been here yesterday, we’re here today, and we’ll be here tomorrow! The courageous Alexis Ren grind is not for the weak or the weary! This now gives me the jimmies back to the birth of Clickbait Smits! What a world! Time is a flat circle! Well, except for certain bloggers who now finish 5th in Pageviews when all they do is blog! Time is now a linear bitch!

Don’t stop now, Alexis! Feed me those cheap Pageviews!